Mrs. Schrödinger to Professor Schrödinger: "What in the world did you do to the cat? It looks half-dead!"
Man at a train station to Einstein: "Excuse me, Professor -- does New York come to this train?"
Atom #1: "I think I lost an electron!"
Atom #2: "Really! Are you sure?"
Atom #1: "Yes, I'm positive!
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