Just Came Up With A New Aphorism

To use against the neo-segregationists who would have you believe race is the most important thing about a person:

"We may eat different, but we all $hit the same".

EDIT:  I am reminded of an old documentary I once watched, that referenced the first contact of a New Guinean(I think?) tribe.  An old native man was talking about the time when he saw white people for the very first time and was fascinated.  He recalled watching the white party from a place of hiding, and when one of the group left to go off into the bush, he guessed what the man was up to, and followed him stealthily.  The white man did his business, none the wiser that he was being watched, and went back to rejoin his party.  The old native man then recalled going to examine what the white man had left behind, and he said something to the effect of how he was impressed that the white man's $h!t looked the same as his own.