Someone once asked me why I keep the nails on my ring and pinky fingers long on both hands. I told them it isn't just for show; there are very real practical reasons for them, such as:
#1. Digging out navel lint
#2. Scraping out ear wax
#3. Picking my nose
#4. Picking my teeth
Not necessarily in that order.
Thank you, thank you, I'll be performing here 'til Sunday.
