Another Cosmic Disaster

Back on the 3rd of this month, the Moon was eaten by Chickenhead the bizarro monster. Who could have foreseen at the time that, terrifying and tragic as that event was, it was just a harbinger of much, much worse to come...

Today, less than four weeks later, the Sun was swallowed up by this amorphous creature of truly cosmic dimensions.


If you're freezing in the dark now, this would be the reason.